Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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