Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Mom said you looked used
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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