How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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