Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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