How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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