Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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