sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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