This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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