Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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