Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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