chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
