we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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