I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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