Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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