butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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