remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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