Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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