A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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