His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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