just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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