I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
