He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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