Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I understand Curling. That high.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My feet surprised me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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