Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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