I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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