420 ftw
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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