belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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