This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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