Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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