No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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