Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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