He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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