last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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