just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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