I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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