Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(240): View more from Maryland

Dual....:-)

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(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.

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(812): View more from Indiana

My first love was gay too, it's okay.

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(256): View more from Alabama

She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.

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