i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
bring money and cleavage
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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