So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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