I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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