thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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