So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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