I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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