i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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