You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Can i not drive my cunt home
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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