Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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