I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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