I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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