She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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