My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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