so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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