just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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