everyone is single if you try hard enough
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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