I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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