she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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