That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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