I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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