Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
