i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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